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Bu-Z-Boy

Do you like sitting for hours on end? Do you often want to go out and get things done but feel way more comfortable at home? Do you need something to motivate you? Well, do we have the chair for you! Say hello to the Bu-Z-Boy! When you sit on this chair you will be sure to get up and start the day. When you sit on the Bu-Z-Boy for more than 30 minutes, the patented reclining chair completely collapses, causing you to have to reassemble it before using it again! You don’t want to have to do that, do you? You will get so much accomplished when you can’t sit down for more than a half an hour! You will be able to do fun things like; Filing your taxes! Send out your daughter’s college applications! Deal with your termite infestation! Sort some coins! Dig a hole! Don’t be such a La-Z-Boy! Get a Bu-Z-Boy!The possibilities are endless with Bu-Z-Boy! And for a limited time only, we have the Bu-Z-Boy Jr. for the young ones to be motivated to go out and play! The Bu-Z-Boy is for everyone, and comes in colors like maroon, coral, navy blue, and white! And you won't believe the price! Bu-Z-Boy is only 8 monthly payments of 19.99! That’s right! 19.99! But wait, there’s more! If you call now, you can get a second Bu-Z-Boy for free! You heard it right, FREE! So call the number at the bottom of your screen today!

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